Pictorials

Once upon a time, two girls, Farah and Nas decided to be good, responsible students. They decided to spend their entire Sunday at the library, studying economics! This only happened after their very heavy lunch of sushi and Burger King, by the way.

Farah started out with much promise. Look at her kissing the book.

"I'm already tired, my head's so big", says Nas as she rested her head on her econs notes.

"Hahaha, so fast sleep already??" laughs Farah at Nas. "See, only people with small head can sustain revision for econs laaa..."

" Aiya Farah, don't make me sad like that please...?"

While Farah continues to "study", Nas got really interested in this really cool yellow book!

Soon after, Farah lost complete interest in Econs and decided to check out what the people outside are eating. "LOOK AT THAT HIDEOUS WOMAN!" she exclaimed and excitedly pointed to this woman with disturbingly big hair and an even bigger body to match. Her face looked scary, even from the view three storeys above. She looked like the kind of woman who other women point to and scream, "SHE ATE MY BABAAAAYYYY!!!"

See, normal, "sweet", "delightful" girls like Nas only eats and dreams about eating hotdogs, (hotdogs, skinny and small whaaat, no?)

NOT BABIES.

And so, that is the end of Farah and Nas's econ's study session.

P/S: They skipped home happy hand in hand, full of worldly knowledge about the "market structure". We both know very well that hotdog sellers, sushi rollers, and all food vendors, in general, are under monopolistic competition. CLEVER! (:

Okay, i know this is lame but i couldn't come up with a better story board for our pictures, cause Desperate Housewives is coming up in 5 frikin minutes!!!!

Why not?

Everything in life should come with a gurantee. At least a 5 year gurantee, since a lifetime gurantee is a bit much to ask for. So that when something goes wrong, you can flash a card and get somebody to friggin fix it! Or replace it with a new, BETTER one.

It just sucks to be carrying around extra luggage of the past things that you've bought that just didn't work out, or didn't last.

The good things in life are fast depleting. I need to get rich fast. I won't die poor. Dammit.

Metaphors. Go figure.

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I hate it when disgusting people bug me. You just go jump down the twentieth storey when you're sad, okayyy. Cause can't you see that i seriously don't give a flying fuck whether or not you live or die???! I'd rather talk to books and walls and die a poor sick woman than to be caught going out with YOU ever again. You know, when guys/boys/"men" go on and on about how lonely they are and all that shit, i feel like just saying; THEN GO DEAL WITH IT YOUR-FUCKING-SELF. What makes you think that i want to talk to YOU? Cause you think i'm lonely? Yea, well, i'm not exactly desperate for company, okay. Like i said, i have gown accustomed to being by myself BECAUSE I CAN STAND BEING ALONE WITH JUST ME. So if even YOU can't stand being around yourself, what makes you think i want to be around you??? I may be psycho sometimes, but i still make very rationale decisions, thankyouverymuch. I'm very selfish when it comes to people i just don't care about. It's just difficult to care when you don't. You can't pretend to care because then you'll just end up being very fake and i'd rather pull your intestines out than to suffer a phone convo with you. At least you'll die and end both our miseries and yeah well, alot of other people's too.

Sheesh. Where did all that come from? I have got to be a nicer person, one with alot more patience. Dear Allah, please make me more patient to deal with all the people i hate. Why did you make so many hateful people? Or maybe its actually just me. In that case, can you make me a much better person? Thank you.

Oh well

Sometimes i just wake up in the middle of the night or rather, at the break of dawn to blog. Then when i'm thinking more clearly in the day and I read my own entries, i find it so silly that i just have to delete them.

So that pretty much explains why some posts are taken down.

I can't wait to watch Desperate Housewives on re-run. It's the thing that keeps me going, besides morning talks and breakfast with FARAH, who had plenty to share! (:

Cheers to friendship

It definitely heartens me to know that not all is lost in petty quarrels and misunderstandings of the past. Friendship CAN be salvaged, and i'm definitely looking forward to renewing ours with Clara Teo!

The letter made my day (:

And showed me how stupid i was/am. Some things are just not worth it.

///on a more boring and negative note,

I think this midyears is probably the most RELAXED examinations i've ever been through. It's like i don't even feel the pressure to up my study intensity before papers. Maybe i'm a jaded failure and single digit numbers on my script don't faze me anymore. Ho ho ho.

No, actually, strangely enough, quite honestly, i feel good about the papers. You see, I've changed my answering techniques and hopefully, the teachers will find it brilliant and let me skip A'levels because i've mastered the art of condensing huge chunks of information into 5 lines.

Er well, who am i kidding? I don't know what to think of the answers i've submitted. Maybe, with alot of luck they can be mistaken for something almost passable. I'll just have to see how it all turns out. All in good time.

P/S: I really really want to go on that trip to NYC at the end of it all with Mak Noor! Please please please let me not screw this year up further.

Blow out your speakahhs.

Okay, so here's what Farah, Jannah & I did. All three of us put together individual lists of songs, come look! This is mine.

All time FAVOURITES:

1) Thank God I've Found You- Mariah Carey
2) Dilemma- Nelly & Kelly
3) A love that will last- Renee Olstead
4) Superwoman- Jaclyn Victor
5) Way Back into Love- Hugh Grant & Hayley

Top 5 Songs I'd wanna make loooooooove to (heh):

1) Only You- Ashanti
2) My love is Like "Whoa"- Mya
3) Lollipop!- Mika
4) Love in this Club Pt II- Usher ft Beyonce & Lil' Wayne
5) Buttons- PCD

We also made lists of happy songs and sad songs and songs that made us feel sexaye... It's really good fun.

You know, what song empowers me?

Destiny Child's Independant Woman
Throw your hands up at me! Yeah!

I also like Garnet Mustang's cheerleading track! Makes me wanna run oh so far. Thanks eh, Farahzee*!

Song choices do really tell alot about the kinda person you are.

Oh, lastly, I'd like to push my first baby (April A'alia) into the world to Linkin Park's song... I can't remember the title, but it goes like this;

"One thing, i don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try,
keep that in mind...
I'VE TRIED SO HAAAARD....
IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MAAATTTTERRR!!!"

It's so fun, i swear.

Oh, happy doing history tomorrow, that's really fun too (:

My hairy mess of an affair

I'd really love to report that my short hiatus from blogging was a result of intense revision but that is just far from the unholy truth.

I'm just trying to recover from my traumatic experience of rebonding my short bob (it used to resemble one, but now, i only have iron-flat wispy things on my scalp) To make matters worse, today, i decided to re-visit the hairdresser and demanded for a "voluminizing haircut" in spite of her incessant protests and warnings that it may not work out.

I shall shoot myself for being so stubborn, shortly after posting this entry, of course.

Much to my dismay/disgust/disenchantment, my "hair" is in an abominal state. Such horror. Objectionable, really. Thus by far, i'm at my ugliest-test state EVER.

Your head's jinxed and you know damn well why, Nas. Next time, just don't chop off hair on impulse. It sinks you and your confidence to the most abysmal of states. Somehow, the effect of pouring an immense amount of chemicals on my head must have befuddled my brain/senses.

However, the only light in all of this is that this entry comes across as rather eloquent, don't you think?

It took me less than ten minutes to type this. I'm proud of myself. Ha.

P/S: This was typed on impluse, without prior planning (like most, if not all of my entries) Excuse me if i sound so smug but i believe i'm entitled to it, considering the circumstances. I resemble a cancer patient in the midst of chemo- except that i am not suffering form cancer.

:(

I gave up on mids long ago, since the grim ripper stole the soul from my hair. It felt worse than the break-up. Yeah, hair's damn important, you all. Watching Rachel from F.R.I.E.N.D.S flip her golden locks makes me bawl. Don't you say i'm superficial- i'm anything BUT.

*laughs like a loony*

You have to understand that it was my crowning glory for just a short moment in time. It marked everything wonderful! Now it's gone (along with that everything wonderful)! This year just got a whole lot more awful. But, it'll turn around. Hair grows. & i'm not about to let myself end up a goner.

yippie doo day

I forgot to add that i feel more settled today than i have been in months. Thank you.

Sometimes, maybe it all gets better in time, with the help of lots of creampuffs, pancakes, new material stuff and most importantly- Farah, girlfriends and family :)

Of course, it would help heaps if the guy you're dealing with is no asshole and is as patient as an almost-saint.

Now, let's see what's killing me next- OH, of course, midyears. Good luck with that, this is one thing that time will never heal. Instead, it accelerates pain and it hits you right smack in your family jewels (if you have la) when you least expect it.

Toodley-loo.

Look, the sun is kind of a pretty shade of yellow! Oh what? It's raining outside? I never noticed.

It's weird how many many songs these days are about cheaters. Maybe i've just never noticed it till recently. Let's take a quick peek.

1. "Love in this club, Part 2"

- About a man and a woman who wants to make love in a club, on some velvet rope. Check it out, as Beyonce sexily warbles, "I got a man, you got a lady". Cheating!

2. "Take a Bow"

- Rihanna, playing victim there. After her infamous "Unfaithful". Serves you right, sucka. I hate Rihanna. Stop trying to be Beyonce. To the left, to the left! She got "cheated" on.

3. "Lie about Us"

- Avant, ft Nicole Sherzinger. He's cheating on his woman with her. Uhuh. Well, we all can see why, i guess. Bunch of no good cheaters!

4. "The Way that I love You"

- Now this is my personal favourite by Ashanti. She found out she got cheated on, while scrolling down his sidekick that he left on their nightstand, as well as coming across credit card bills in their beemer. Just get him and make him suffer, Ashanti, we're all on your side.

Wait, is just me or are all of them black, excluding that Nicole Sherzinger slut.

Oh well, if you ask me, somebody should start writing songs about the escalating oil prices. Farah & I can pick off where Minyu left off her "aghast,fast,last,blast" poem and add a tune to it. HAHAHAHA, it may very well be a hit, you'd never know.

Cheating is not altogether unavoidable. Mtv should quit glorifying it. But then again, who cares, because it's songs about cheating, cheaters and cheatees (is there such a word) that take center stage, with their catchy beats and what nots. Heck, i have Usher and Lil' wayne stuck in my head, while they hump another man's "baby boo".

I so make myself laugh when i try out their slang. LOL.

Hey baby baloney

I want teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Anyhow, it's nice seeing the girls today!

& creampuffs are always good for everything.

:)

So anyway right, my boyfriend's name is:

CraigUsherDavidBrownBobbyChrisGeorgeClooney Baloney.

(changed a bit uh)

Yeah baby, i'm going places.

HA HA HA HA HA.

Shafika, i'm so funny, yea, ya!?

I call him baby Belo Baloney

And this font just suck balls.

I hate this font.

If i wanted to type using this font, i'd have used a type writer and send my daily blog entries to your doorstep, RIIIGHT??? My point is, this font sucks big time. But i'd like to see it appear in my entries, for once.

Desaru's Beaches

That's my mama & abah, trying to have a romantic

weekend but to no avail, since they brought us.

HAHA

Najihah

Najmah

So yeah, went away for a short weekend.
Somehow we ended up staying at one of Desaru's resorts,
instead of making our way up to KL.
It was... one of those kinda getaways where alot
of things don't happen as planned and goes wrong,
from accomodation to the food and ect.
But it was all good, spent time with the family.
I love Najmah and Najihah (:
They didn't even scream at me when i broke the vase.
They helped me clean up so willingly, i thought i must be
really blessed, super lucky to have such sisters.

The thing that bothered me most?
MY HAIR.
I might as well have pubic hair on my head, i swear.
& Najihah( she's the younger one) is growing up to be such a vainpot, something Najmah
will never turn into. Hahaha

The world is so peaceful at this hour, it's almost beautiful.

I've learned one thing about myself;
I don't deal with absence too well.
In fact, i can't even begin to adjust to absence.
Of course,
it's about time i occupy myself with something more worthwhile.
"People always leave."
I knew that.
So why am i finding it so hard to grasp such a ridiculously simple concept?

Don't say i didn't try. I know i did.

whoopsie

Now i've just accidentally deleted my previous template- WITHOUT A BACK-UP SOME MORE. Good going Nas. You've just deleted what's left of your pride and joy.

I'll never change my blogskin ever again, fuggggg.


/edited: I found something hilarious on Postsecret. I'm sure my bestfriend appreciates the Sweeney Todd image that is sure to pop up in her mind's eye!

Keep my head above the mess i made.

Yesterday started out well and full of promise. I was supposed to complete 3 different things okay. Managed to do them, sure, but i'm not sure if i did my revision well. I'll find out soon enough, during the papers. Yuck.

1. Bumped into Syarfa & Syazwani at library (very nice)
2. Ate toast (nice), nutri roll (nice) and the swirly mac ice-cream (nice)
3. Laughed alot with Farah (very nice)
4. Complained about ourselves (both nice & not nice)
5. Devoted 15 mins thinking about what would happen if we screwed up ass-levels (NOT NICE)
6. Headed back to library after my extended lunch of 3 hours (lol, not nice, but too bad, have to)
7. Studied.
8. Walked home.
9. Read all the way through the night without any interruption from text messages :(

Okay. See. Boring life, stupid holidays, stupid ass-levels, stupid me. I wish i have a photographic memory, one that's at least 8 mega-pixels in clarity. My memory is all hazy and shaky when it comes to important things like Cold War and what nots. What's the bloody good of that!

I think i haven't done a single interesting thing this holidays. Worse of all, i'm not even sure whether all this studying is really studying! See, you are sleeping at your desktop already, reading my one hell of a boring page.

Oh, a thumbtack got pierced into my second toe, on my walk home. It didn't even go all the way in at one end and out the other! Yeah, that's how fat my stupid toes are. So on top of everything else, my toes are fatter than average. I am in such rage, i tell you. My toe still throbs a little. So now it's fatter than average fat toes. Good golly. That's about as interesting as it gets. Bloody hell. I should cease to exist.

cockadooodleloooo

Hi,
My day, yesterday turned out unlike it had begun.
Hello, Bobby McGee (:

Morning world.
Goodbye.

I'm on autopilot for this one. Just watch me go!

SO HERE'S A HAPPY ENTRY!

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I WANT ONE OF THOSE!

HAHAHAHAHA.

It belongs to Farah and she won't tell me where she got it from. I fell in love with it, the moment i watched Juno shake the silly hamburger in the movie, "Juno" (duh!), while trying to tell her bestfriend about her pregnancy.

Anybody wanna get me the hamburger phone? I promise i'll sayang you & remember you for it. You'll have a special place in my hamburger heart.

My birthday ah... my birthday, i want a double-cheese, double patty HAMBURGER PHOOONE. Then i can call you and set up dates with you on MY HAMBURGER PHONE!

Okay, enough, must have mentioned "hamburger phone" a gazzilion times in this entry alone. I'm deliriously intoxicated with the idea of owning a hamburger phone.

Hairy affairs

You know what's the problem with chopping your hair off on impulse?

You regret it a few days after, knowing that there is no longer that familiar protective cover that you used to love so much. The fringe that used to shield half my face from the sun is no longer there to hide me from the world. Heck, i can't smell the shampoo on my head and pull my hair into a tight, headache provoking pony tail anymore!!!!! :(

All you're left with is some foreign (helmet-like) object sitting lightly on your head, settled like as though it belongs there (i guess it does, technically). Since its here to stay, i have no choice but to get used to it.

It'll grow, and i'll probably chop it off again sometime after, just for the thrill of it.

Oh, i had Island Creamery & Adam Rd's roti john with Farah today. We sure can spend all day together, just stuffing ourselves. Mind you, we're eating for 4 people,each. That includes our lovely triplets (mine's named Fee, Fi & Fo) who are still trying to grow fingernails to scratch themselves out of our bellies.

P/S: Preparations for ass-levels turned out more gruelling than anticipated. Gosh. I honestly didn't think there's so much i've yet to find out! Attempting trial questions scares the shit, vomit and mucus out of me. How do you all do it?? Stupid ass-levels.

Hi all, i'm here editing yesterday's entry.

/edited: because i can summarise the entire entry in 2 lines.

Forever is honestly such a decadent concept.

Only screwed up people think it exists. So there you go.

& dont expect to read anything remotely happy coming out of me anytime soon.

i am very hollow and stoical.

My weight fluctuates like nobody's business.

Once i get my first proper paycheck, i NEED to buy one of those luggage weighing scales they have at the airports, the one yanni told me about. It reads your weight up to 2 decimal places. Plus i bet its real accurate, since they want people to pay. Unlike the one in my house. So goddamn deceiving, it is. Well well.

I must have looked so desolate while ordering kebab just now. Until the lady at the counter said that she wouldn't charge me for any additional sauces; cheese, bbq, thousand island, mayo, ect (which normally goes for 80 cents per squirt)

She said i could have as many as i wanted. I looked at her blankly and asked her why she's so kind. She smiled and told me that i looked like i needed some taste in my kebab, because tomatoes alone won't cut it. Haha, she genuinely made me smile. You see, because she was so kind, i didn't take advantage of her kindness (maybe it was because i didn't want extra calories).

Humanity prevails.

Dinner plans, clinking plates, happy chatter

Honestly, i ate so much i'm doing all that i can to keep myself

from collasping in front of this lappy.

Stay tuned for yummy photos.

They look so good you can lick 'em off your screen, i swear.

Once i grab them from my cousin.

P/S: I really really hope i can make it to see you girls Monday :)