*LAUGHS

Good morning people :D I so love waking up from a dream looking like a DREAM. Hahaha, indeed lah Nas! No more looking like I have one big knot in my hair in the morning! Now i canjust shake my head a little and i'm all set to go on a date. HAHAHahaha. Poor Abdar. His gf here doesn't like to bathe. Eee. Royally sexy, i'm suure! I've disclosed too much, moving on.

Ok, so i feel like updating about my visit to some of my dad's long lost relatives houses yesterday because it's funny.

Makciks, are a whole lot of undeniably amusing species who are simple in thought and very kpo and kecoh. They smile at me, i smile back and the next thing i know, they are already planning my wedding with their son. It's hilarious.

Here's an example of how the conversation with one of them went. Of course, it happened in melayu.

Makcik: How old are you?
Me: 18.
Makcik: Oh... still schooling?
Me: Haha. A'ah.
Makcik: Where?
Me: Kat Bukit Batok.
Makcik: (makes the "YA ALLAH" face) Ye lah.. which school?
Me: (laughs to self) Millennia Institute
(and then most of the time i have to explain myself what the hell MI is)
Makcik: OHHHH (looking bored alr).. Makcik have one son you know!
Me: *Smiles slightly and raises eyebrows sophisticatedly- JUST KIDDING. I nervously laugh and say; "oh?", STUPIDLY.
Makcik: Tu dia! (points to son & at this point, the makcik species would either call them to come over or to spew out embarrassing stuff abt their sons to a stranger who is just amused and highly entertained by their antics)
Me: (laughing politely) Makcik... i'm too shy around boys, i don't know how to talk to them (looks down 'shyly', since my mother is close by- and i think she rolled her eyes when i said this)
Makcik: La... he's a very friendly boy!
Me: (then..i came up with a brilliant plan to save myself from this makcik) Makcik, I cannot cook! I cannot clean and i don't like kids!!!

Makcik would, typically at this moment, laugh uncertaintly and pat me on my shoulder. At loss for words, she then turns away and strikes up a conversation with some other people. I am thereby, left alone and obviously husbandless for the next few years or even decades to come! Nobody would want me by then. I can just picture it. HUH.

Come on la. I'm too young and too selfish anyway. Why would i want their sons *restraints myself from critisizing the way they look and calling them names and all at this point*??

Makcik makcik, kamu semua ini sungguh kelakar... nauzubillah!

And my cousin's cat is gorgeous. I'm smitten by that "kitten"!