Cockroach, yo.

I don't know what to blog about, thus i shall tell you about my cockroach experience.

I watched one huge cockroach scuttle across my econs notes.
I was paralysed with fear.
I did not dare breathe.
Until...
It started flying around the room.
OMG
I screamed and fled and came back with the spray spray thing (insecticide?)
OMG.
I sprayed and got some into my eye.
Then i ran out of the room and slammed the door behind me,
thinking that the roach cannot crawl out from the rather huge hole.
I sprayed my entire room okaayy, as though exorcising that one roach.
YUCK.
It crawled out my door. One strong roach i tell ya.
Then i continued to spray it with the sprayer.

It fought with spirit.
& then it grew still.
Triumphant and victorious was i...
till i discovered my pillows smelled like cockroach spray.

So anyway, Farah, know that i love you and that i will always be there to make you laugh and be there to talk to you and be as companiable as i possibly can. I love you darling; hairy, hairless, shamala-ish or shamalaless. I will love you and will be your friend, always, all ways. We will meet at MacD's every morning, even till sixty... dont worry, we'll still be as sexy as pancakes.