R-r-r-retard

I am so retarded.
As of now, i quit being retarded.
Because i am better than a retard.
I will weane myself off retardation!

I'll start by not disclosing so much on my blog entries.

Oh, congratulations, GARNET.

I'll never have to attend another sports meet, ever again :)

Muchos is the cutest, most adorable and BEA-YOUTIFUL cat i've ever seen.

I hate my maid & i wish for another who will just be timid- but very efficient. Mine has such horrible attitude problems. You ask her a question, NICELY and she just bites your head off. Sucker. I send you back to live in the swamps and pee in the Sumatran jungles in your corrupted country than you know ah!!! Here, you can flush and your shit gets properly disposed...you still want to shout at me??? YOU OBVIOUSLY FORGOT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO PICK UP YOUR OWN SHIT WITH YOUR FINGERS RIGHT!!!

I want to stuff the galah up her sarcastic ass and watch her die a slow, painful death.

Alright, goodnight. I'm gonna lie down and talk to my ceilings.