To the prettiest chinese girl I know,

To the one who is most enthu about racial harmony (ha ha ha ha)

To Eunice Ng Zhimin;

Youaddedspicetomyotherwiseboringyear!

Eunice loves sweets and cute little colourful treats.

Eunice also manages such incredibly naughty feats!

On random hotel floors,

She knocks on unsuspecting doors,

Making those poor couples in heat,

Give up their fondling and fumbling in a beat!

In spite of all her silly pranks

I love this girl because she's frank.

She never hesitates to lend a listening ear

Whenever you need her, she'll be here (:

When we all sit down for a quick little bitch

She'll come up with the funniest things to say without a glitch

So,

HAPPY NINETEETH DEAR CHILLI PADI,

WE ALL LOVE YOU MANY MANY!

*Pssssst. Sorry for being such asses :(

P/S: Sorry for the technical delay, Eunice. This entry was supposed to come out at 11:59 PM yesterday! Oh shucks, one day late already.