DEAR AHMAD (not my atuk)

Hafiz loves you because you're hot,
Yanni don't really cause she thinks you're not.
Zul loves the way you do him from the back
And Amirul enjoys pulling down your slacks.
As you can see,
All your friends are screwed up like dead bumblebees
When we tried to make your day the best,
Your car's oil meter fell less and less
When we ordered you oily fries,
I tried to suap you nice nice,
But you ended up kissing Zul,
When his mouth was very full.
What a great shot that made,
The two of you should just get laid.
The day ended on a note so funny,
I hope you enjoyed turning twenty!

love,
Nas
xoxo

P/S: Hope you enjoyed today as much as I did!
P/P/S: My poem for you is so much better than Shakespeare, right??
P/P/P/S: I love it when you drive your car, next time take me very far!
P/P/P/P/S: Upload the photo we took!