I really cannot stand big big tall tall women on the train. They have absolutely no reservations about pushing you around on the frikin train and they like to pretend that they don't see us midgets standing around. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, even if you can't see us, surely you can FEEL us and HEAR us, especially when I shout, "OW YOU BLOODY MOTHER OF COW!!!" (I really screeched i tell you. My rhyming tendencies are still good to go even in times of much pain and outrage, heh)
See, i'm really not the petty kinda breed you get on the train because I am well aware now that morning rides call for some ruggard toughening up. And so... usually, even when people step on my toes I just shrug it off bec I know they really can't help it. But today, this godforsaken bitch of a buffalo, I TELL YOU, really pissed the daylights out of me. She fucking shoved me, face first into the glass panel, after which she squashed-humped me from the back. Now my nose senget until I look like "London bridge came crashing down, crashing down, CRASHING DOWN"
And this was the point when i karate poked her with my elbow and screamed "OW YOU BLOODY MOTHER OF COW"
Wah, i tell you, after that, this merciless buffalo-cow-beast kicked me in the shin!!!! Walao. Fucking big bully. Literally. She's such an ogre. Argh. After that I scared already and just quietly whimpered. Boo hoo. But this really nice lady gave up her seat for me and tsk-tsked at the bully.
Aww, nice awesome Singaporeans :) But of course, me, being oh-so-nice politely refused the lady's offer. I may have lost the physical battle but i shall still hold my squashed face up high with dignity, on behalf of all short pudgy and apparently invisible people like moi.
On the bright side; I'M CATCHING MR A-Z LIVE IN CONCERT TODAY!
On an even brighter side; TODAY'S MY LAST DAY AT WORK, FOR FOREVER!
On the brightest side; Dots. Ok there is no brightest side at this point. And the forecast on Friday so does not look good at all. But I'm living one hour at a time. So smite me.
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