Think Thang

It is still not enough for language to have clarity and content... it must also have a goal and an imperative. Otherwise, from language we descend to chatter, from chatter to babble and from babble to confusion.

- Rene Daumal (1908 - 1944) French poet and critic

Yeah I think we are a bunch of confused homosapiens because less and less people use language the proper way; which is TO GET THINGS DONE. We simply attempt to make proper conversation but end up babbling our heads off and then get our babbley selves into one big gargantuan mess.

Consider this, if Adam never spoke to Eve, convincing her that it's alright to eat the apple, Eve would still be enjoying eternal bliss in heaven. Satan only meant to influence Adam because obviously, even at a time when things were neutral between genders, before women started the feminist movement in attempts to be heard despite not being granted with one of those dangly penises... the devil was already well aware that men are generally more eager to compromise morals like trust and integrity for a short preview of, well, anything, basically. Viola, thus the "adam's apple", as a constant reminder (though sometimes i admit it's really sexy when it bobs up and down to the beat of conversation).

My point is - Eve should not have engaged in mindless chatter with Adam. Should she have asked the Almighty for a rabbit to play with instead, she wouldn't find herself tempted by the thought of tasting forbidden fruit. Seriously, i believe that she was actually on a diet when it all happened. I mean, being naked and all up there must have made her all self-conscious, yes? Men have always ALWAYS posed as the biggest problem for women, i swear. Urgh and it pisses me off to think about how long women have had to work, to try and please them! Since the beginning of existance itself! Imagine that! So if you have a wife or gf, go kiss her and tell her how much you appreciate her. Oh boo, i'm alone... which is a damn good place to be in, considering all the trouble! Damn right i am. I'll slap myself in a bit.

Anyway, back to my story, Adam would have gotten kicked out of the Garden of Eden ALONE and started the whole trend of beastiality early (suppose there really weren't any call girls he can look up in the Yellow Pages... since Adam and Eve were definitely not Chinese and we all knew that it was really the Chinese who invented paper in the first place... and the Chinese came much much later... so yes, it is for sure that Adam could not have had any female companion AT ALL should Eve have stuck to her guns and put her Christian Louboutin claded feet down - don't ask me how come Louboutins came before the chinese, it's in heaven sooooo... anything goes!)

Eve would have continued her stay in awesome seventh heaven and knowing that God is extremely fair, for her good behaviour, i'm sure that she would be awarded with another man with better and stronger will power. And then maybe we'd all still be there today, assuming that we weren't hugely corrupted and got thrown back down to earth, ceteris paribus.

So you see, communication causes much distress, contrary to popular belief. We should all just shut up and keep silent. Maybe that will ease any form of temptation away. Of course, us, being descendants of Adam and Eve; translation - lousy, faulty human beings, would undeniably be tempted to TALK. And so, begins the whole problem since we mostly open our mouths without a clear goal in mind anyway! Hence is the root cause of all our problems - be it modern, pressing matters like whether or not Obama can pull us/US out of crisis by calling for co-operation with NATO (huh fat hope! look at what you're doing! trying to communicate with NATO. Siow ar!) Or, something closer to our hearts like why did he/she stop loving me... *cries*... communicating is still the main cause of it all! See, if we all never spoke in the first place, none of it would have happened.

"I fuck you up, you fuck me up. Okay dah, bye." - A very ideal situation, yes?

NOTHING will ever be mentioned or talked about or analysed deeper than necessary. And we all know... that the less you speak about something, the more likely it will be quickly forgotten - hey just look at Mas Slamat (I bet you hadta google cause you forgot about him riiight)!

And if you've read this entry all the way to the very end, i'm sure you would have realised that it is one huge babble. I proclaim this entry "Thinking without a cause". Thank you very much.

With that, i bid you, selamat malam and don't speak.

:/