Fan-girling all over.

I just wanna tell all of you that...

I LOVE JENNIFER ANISTON.

I REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE HER.

I want to ask her how she did it all. Ask her if she thinks I should get lypo... or a boob job, or butt implants. And ask her if John Mayer thought her Body is a Wonderland... or if she could ever get over Brad Pitt. Ask her if her heart still breaks or if her breath gets caught when she see pictures of Brad and Angie pushing their zoo of kids... Ask her if she keeps a hate-box or maybe a memory box of stuff from her Pitt days... Or did she just throw it all out.

Ask her if she ever cried to sleep... or is Gerard Butler there now to kiss away all her tears. Most of all, i'd ask her to please have an honest conversation with me. I'd never leak her secrets out, I mean, I LOVE THAT WOMAN!

Imagine if she shared with me her worst regret... like, was it not wanting to have kids with Brad? Or maybe she had a secret abortion because she can't bear bringing kids into this polluted, tired world! And what kind of hotdogs she likes (i mean, did she stick to being a vegan?)...

I sound like a nutcase. But yeah, I wonder, most of all... if she's frozen inside.

Maybe some things are better off frozen... don't you think? Like ice-cream. And yes, i think frozen yoghurt's good too. And ice won't be ice if the water's not frozen either.