Wisteria Lane

So addicted to Desperate Housewives.

Since nothing is going right - my internet connection went wrong too. Am suffering from withdrawal symptoms; I... NEED... MORE... BREE!

I don't recognise sleep anymore & neither does it know me.

I haven't touched google news ever since I quit work. Such ignorance used to bother me but as of late... i'd rather not be swamped with even more sadness pertaining to "the bigger picture" at this point.

Come on... stream the video before i type a dozen of such entries!!!! I so need to detox myself off broccolee but i cant because i've been drugged good. I'm like a dog with rabies when it comes to blogging, s'riously.

Nonsensically us and loving it :)

I was feeling all down and angry about a variety of things (meeehhh) and so,

Farah, being always so lovely made my day today!

Nothing beats your best girl-buddy

and Mackers with ice-cream on a rainy, stressful

Sunday afternoon.

So here's what she suggested.

Kraft's Oreos became great props to make two people laugh out LOUD!

For only $1.50++,

you collaspe in peals of laughter and it really effectively chases all blues awayy!!!

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And then we tried posing like the Katjes poster lady

Hehh, not bad right.

Then we got tired of trying to act all Katjessy and continued to do all these....

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OREO NIPPIES!!!

Oreos-in-mouth horror movie style. hahahaaha

Study study study!!!

I haven't got a dime to my name, but i love you all the same, dear farah oreo jeng jeng jeng!!!

We always have so much to say when we meet. I can never figure out why because we see each other almost every single day! What if one day we meet and have nothing else to share?

Well, that'll be the day we die, because even if we're old and suffer from alzheimer's, we'd repeat everything we've ever told each other, over and over.... well, that's a whole lot to say.

Questionaires

Okay, i'm so tired of reading heavy history so I'm gonna attempt some trivial questions that won't require that much analysis.

#1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?

Depends on what kind of betrayal. If he cheats on me with another, I'll text the girl and warn her, just to let her know what kinda guy he is. I'll wish her good luck. If she knows that he already has a girlf... then watch out. I'll scream bloody murder & curse them. She'll die sucking him off and he'll die because his balls fell off. But if they really are compatible with each other...then i guess i'd have to learn how to forgive, yes? And be happy for them... eventually.

#2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?

To be very influential. Something like Oprah Winfrey. I've often wondered what that'll be like.

#3. What will your dream wedding be like?

After all the necessary Islamic procedures,

Our reception shall be a small, personal affair, with 76 (38 from each side) guests, max. It'll be on a boat (love cruise), as it's symbolic of the beginning of our journey together as man and wife. We'll sail our maiden voyage together. Awwww.

And when he gazes at me lovingly, holding up my veil/whatever "head-gear" i'm wearing... as i puke into the sea... (i reckon i'll get sea sick) and then proceeds to mop me up with his Hermes (haha, indeed!) white handkerchief bought specially for the breast pocket of his tux... I know we're built to last, in sickness, grossness and in health :)

I swear, I'm such a hopelessly lovable romantic, right? Oh of course, I'll be there for him if he pukes too. I'll save him if he slips and falls off the deck. I'll throw the floating device thingy (boya?) after him. My man will be able to swim, so i won't fret much about him drowning. LOL.

#4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?

OMG, YESS. What if i don't make it to uni? What if i'have no other choice but to go work?? I'm sucha typical Singaporean student, minus the hard working part.

#5. What’s your ideal lover like?

There's no such thing as ideal. I have no specifics. But i've always dreamed of being with someone who just gets sexier with age. Our conversations must be as passionate too. And we'll spend some Sundays cooking with each other :)

#6. Which is more blessed? Loving someone or being loved by someone?

Loving someone. What's the point of being loved if you cannot return it back? Then you'd just feel suffocated by all the unwanted love. It has to be BOTH WAYS. I cannot stress the importance of this enough.

#7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?

I'll wait till I love him no more.

#8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?

Nothing. Maybe secretly hope that it won't last that long? But i'll keep away.

#9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?

A'LEVELS, SCHOOL, MY WEIGHT.

#10. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?

(a) Successful (I MUST depend on ME, for everything. I'll only spend my own)
(b) without children, not yet
(c) with my first/a few designer (preferably LV) bags
(d) living in my own yuppie apartment
(e) with a fiance/husband/in a serious, stable relationship (PENDING)

I can't seem to decide between working for a magazine (editor, columnist ect) or being a property agent. Maybe i really end up with my "Tubbypuffs" TM epok epok business uh...

#11. Who are currently the most important people to you?

My mom, my dad, my aunties and Opah (they keep reminding me and supporting me, telling me that I have to give my best shot and that I'll make it, if only I try hard enough. They also keep praying for me) And my teachers, of course. Some really go all out of their way to render their help.

#12. Would you rather be rich and single or married but poor?

Depends, if i'm NOT HAPPILY married and poor... than i choose money, baby. I REALLY don't want my kids to go to school worrying about money!

#13. What’s the first thing you do every morning?

Smell my armpits. It's a weird habit, i know.

#14. Would you give all in a relationship?

Since i only enter a relationship when i feel ready and at ease, of course I will. I'd give my all and more.

#15. If you fall in love with 2 people simultaneously, who would you pick?

What kind of stupid question is this? What are my choices like??

#16. What type of friends do you like?

The kind who are most like me :)

#17. What type of friends do you dislike?

If i dislike them... than obviously I don't consider them my friends right.

#18. If you have to choose between love and friendship, what would it be?

If it's a real, honest friendship, I know my friend won't ask me to choose. And neither will I ever force a friend to make this very difficult choice.

You, the one who read till the end, go do it too, so i can read YOUR answers :D