Toenails...

I planned to blog in great detail about toenails, because silly Marcus and I talked in depth about them over lunch. I don't know how come a toenail discussion can be so intense and serious, when people are getting killed over bread in Iran... But like he pointed out, it's not like forgoing our ice-cream ("ice cream is not in any way agriculture what naaas, well think about activism when we have the time!") would make a difference anyway and so he persisted for me to go get my toenails done- "NAS! YOU HAVE TO! I've always wanted to see you have purple and bright red nails, on alternate toes... hahahaha.. it'll look disgustingg! And then we can proudly walk around and show that mismatched colour on nails are the ugliest things evaahhh!"

Uh, riiiight Marky. You don't know how my mommy is. There was this one time she freaked in the middle of Vivo's Pull&Bear outlet just because she caught me with pink nail polish on my toes! She dragged me all the way to the toilet (after stopping by face shop on the second floor to get nail-polish remover)... and made scrub them clean. She completely virginized my toes lah.

Oh but i'm disgressing too much. Marcus is crazy. Yup, that's the whole point of this entry. He started talking about the beauty of toenails (and how to remove dirt that normally gets stuck to the sides of your Papa toe) in the middle of an otherwise perfectly yummy lunch. We were at it for a good half hour, i swear.

Okay, and the other thing?

I think i'm gonna change my blog address soon. I suddenly feel like it. I hope to be found though, so i'll leave little clues behind. Heh.

P/S: Farah, i'll blog about what you texted me this morning on a more private blog. Hahahaha, then we can laugh together :D

Keep my head above the mess i made.

Yesterday started out well and full of promise. I was supposed to complete 3 different things okay. Managed to do them, sure, but i'm not sure if i did my revision well. I'll find out soon enough, during the papers. Yuck.

1. Bumped into Syarfa & Syazwani at library (very nice)
2. Ate toast (nice), nutri roll (nice) and the swirly mac ice-cream (nice)
3. Laughed alot with Farah (very nice)
4. Complained about ourselves (both nice & not nice)
5. Devoted 15 mins thinking about what would happen if we screwed up ass-levels (NOT NICE)
6. Headed back to library after my extended lunch of 3 hours (lol, not nice, but too bad, have to)
7. Studied.
8. Walked home.
9. Read all the way through the night without any interruption from text messages :(

Okay. See. Boring life, stupid holidays, stupid ass-levels, stupid me. I wish i have a photographic memory, one that's at least 8 mega-pixels in clarity. My memory is all hazy and shaky when it comes to important things like Cold War and what nots. What's the bloody good of that!

I think i haven't done a single interesting thing this holidays. Worse of all, i'm not even sure whether all this studying is really studying! See, you are sleeping at your desktop already, reading my one hell of a boring page.

Oh, a thumbtack got pierced into my second toe, on my walk home. It didn't even go all the way in at one end and out the other! Yeah, that's how fat my stupid toes are. So on top of everything else, my toes are fatter than average. I am in such rage, i tell you. My toe still throbs a little. So now it's fatter than average fat toes. Good golly. That's about as interesting as it gets. Bloody hell. I should cease to exist.