If I get a shot at immortality... (thanks to Horcruxes, what else??) I'd leave a piece of my soul with these people:
1) Yanni (so she'll never be alone on our pimped out shelf and because I want to live out eternity with her, preferably not partyin' up in hell)
2) Farah (so she can help purify my tortured soul. She's the kindest, most forgiving person ever)
3) Najmah (because Najihah will misplace or accidentally throw away my soul)
4) Mak Noor (because some of my happiest days are spent with her and my grandma, Opah... but Opah is kinda old... I don't want to burden her with my energetic soul)
5) Lola Smokah (because my iPod's got soul, baby)
P/S: Note how I referred to Lola as a person. Obviously deranged.
P/P/S: Awful day today. But the more work I do, the more awake I get.
P/P/P/S: THIS IS JUST A TEN MINUTE BREAK, MY MIND WANDERED AND TYPED CRAP.
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