You people should just STFU and then do everybody a favour and fucking roll up in a ball and DIE

Am dead pissed with people who like to speak the world of themselves.

I'm fine with arrogant people. In fact they make the best conversationalists. This is only true when they:

1. Have the ample experience
2. Have no experience but got to where they are anyway
3. Really have a host of accolades to their name, and when they have accomplished what they have set out to do.

I really just cannot stand people who like to say that they're going to do X, Y, Z on top of coming up with their own new language or something equally shit bogus like that... and go on and on about what they are about to fucking accomplish.

First I thought, "Ok, fine, he/she an ambitious little chap/lady. It's good to dream big."

Then as time goes on... I thought, "Ok, there's no such thing as success overnight, these things really take time."

And when that funny-lil'-really-annoying-slappable-and-should-be-exiled-for-giving- lousy-smack-talk fella still goes on and on and fucking on about his/her advancements (that no one else seems to be able to see except for that sorry fucker himself/herself)... I just think,

DUDE, CUT THE CRAP, AND DO SOMETHING MORE WORTHWHILE WITH YOUR LIFE. QUIT TELLING PEOPLE HOW TO LIVE THEIRS. NOBODY WANTS TO FOLLOW YOUR DARN FOOTSTEPS, DAMMIT.

And now, I am done ranting.

Actually there's another girl who I really cannot tahan (THANK GOD I NEVER HAVE TO SEE THAT NIMROD EVER AGAIN, SHE HAS THE WORST WORK ETHICS, EVER!!!)

Yes, the one with pantat berkerak, you know?

Let's leave that for when I feel I could be less incomprehensible, okay?

My proposal to the Almighty above.

I am so tired. I don't want to think anymore because nothing good ever comes out of it.

I want to switch off and slip into a year long coma. By then I reckon that I'd be thin enough to face the world too! Very good arrangement what. Win-win situation. If i slip into a coma, the insurance company will cover my medical expenses. Free accomodation! Free glucose drips! No mac! Thinner me! No brain activity! And possibly pretty flowers from family & friends at least during the first month. I don't want to die yet laaaa. This is a compromise. After that I promise i'll be a good girl and do all the desirable things that ought to be done and fulfil all my obligations, as a daughter, granddaughter, sister, niece, friend... yadayadayada blablablaaaaa. PLEAAAASE? I also don't want to turn nineteen because it's such an unlucky age, like thirteen. If 18 is already so painful and uncomfortable, when i was so damn sure it'll end up great... then i cannot fathom what 19 would be like. This is not an escape route. Just asking for time off only. And i blog too much. If i may ask, let me know the results of the US presidential elections first before sending me into a coma, can? And no accidents, please. I don't want a messy temporary "send off". I dont want people hassling my parents about harvesting my organs. A clean coma would suffice :)

Omg i realise that literature, more often than not discusses tragedy. That's the thing, isn't it. Life's most appreciated content can only be recognized through an unfortunate tragedy. Happiness is forgettable and always so goddamn fleeting. Tragedies are timeless classics.